Sitemap - 2025 - A Legend In His Own Minefield
Enough, Already, With Felon and Draft-Dodger
I Help Launch the New Trump™ Fragrances
I Visit the Museum of White Supremacy
Dangle (Some Wishful Thinking)
A Letter to the Haters From Jeff Bezos
A Senator Rebels! (Wishful Thinking)
Donald G. Trump Wins the Prize So Long Denied Him
To the Arctic Circle by Cruise Ship
Let No One Speak to You of Lived Experiences
Toward Spicier, Edgier Writing!
A Cruise to the Land of Bipolar Bear
A Cruise to the Land of the Bipolar Bear
You and Your Age-Inappropriate Fiancé
A Man Does What They Have to Do
The Trophiest Wife in the Valley
What Huckleberry Finn Can Teach Us About the Shitshow Our Country Has Become
[COPY] Donald Trump's Gay Fascist Kleptocracy
Donald Trump: A Great President, Husband, and Father
Secretary Hegseth Keeps Our Great Fleet White and Manly!
Isn't That Kurt Cobain Whispering, "Don't Be Frightened"?
President Trump Is SO Not a Sleazebag!
Don't Dump Him, Katie. He Might Do the Unthinkable!
Don't YOUR kids deserve a Golden Dome?
Speaking of Our Beautiful First Lady...
President Trump Deserves Every Damn Dime!
The Light? I Have Glimpsed It!
Ham Before Dawn, or Shortly Thereafter
A Brand New Song for President Trump!
You and Your Ultra-Hi-Tech Hotel Room Thermostat
Please Don't Ask Me to Remember
A Timeless Tale of Pluck 'n' Perseverance
I Make a New Friend on Facebook!
Catching Up With Donald G. Trump
A Video Mashup to Make You Laff 'n' Chortle!
Eradicate Ageism Now Before YOU Too Start to Sag and Wheeze!
Calling All Incels! How to Pick Up Chicks
A Dispatch From the Manosphere: Dudeliness and How to Get It
A Birthday Special! The Death of a Friendship
Anger Management for the Transgendered
Talking to Your Dog or Cat About Sports
Sneak Preview! President Trump's Birthday Parade!
A New Song: The Man of a Thousand Tattoos
When the Monster's Smothered in His Sleep
Flabby Falk-Witt and the Ketamine Kid
Tonite We're Gonna Party Like It's 1966
[COPY] Who Is the Most Hideous Woman in America?
Fatso Flanagan and the Curse of the Passed Ball
I Blow It. And Then Blow It Again.
...and I'm Overcome With Shame
(That's When) I'll Lay My Dusty Placard Down
A Tale of Rock and Roll Debauchery in a Time Before Sexually Transmitted Diseases
Who Is the Most Hideous Woman in America?
A Hitler's Birthday Singalong!
I Write Songs for Barron's Christian Rock Album!
I Go to Work for the American Future
"Rescue Me" and the Death of Soul Music
I Move Up the Coast, to a Neighborhood That Recently Burned Down
The Vile Excrescence Experiments With Left-Handedness
The [First] Inauguration of Donald G. Trump
Jewdar, and Why I've Become a Lapsed Catholic
Don't Whistle Past the Graveyard
There's Never Been a Better (or Worse!) Time to Listen to This
The Beautiful Poetry of President Trump
Drill, Baby, Drill...and Kiddies Be Damned!
Globetrottin': The Turkish Riviera
Tesla Resurgent! A Nation Exults!
The Joy of Dining Alone in Chic Restaurants
A Special Song for Liberation Day
The Atlantic: Preferred Reading for Traitors!
Kristi Noem Has Stolen My Heart
Nothing But the Best for Our Brave Jan 6 Heroes!
A High School Football Team's Locker Room at Halftime
Unrelievable Suffering Be Upon Him
The Most Homophobic Band in Hollywood, 2015
Highlights From the Most Compelling Pop-Rock Album of 2018
I Can't Bring Myself to Enjoy European Football
When Will the Fourth Come Forth?
King Charles III Meets the Mango Monstrosity
Let's Not Pretend You Don't Support the Gunners
And Now a Word From Our Sponsor...
Two Weeks to Toxicity: Dominating in the Manosphere
Canadian Movie Star Gets Detained Awhile. Boo Hoo.
The Donald G. Trump Center for the Non-Woke Performing Arts
I Hire a Gig Economy Sex Worker!
Until You've Heard Dog Hair Dressers, You Have Not Really Lived
Humiliating Restaurateurs Back to Profitability the Gordon Ramsay Way
If It Ain't Country, It Isn't Necessarily Muzak
The Hipster Goddess and Mr. HuntNFish
And the Lord said, in ALL-CAPS English...
[A New Song] The Water in the Fountain
Do We Correctly Understand, Sir, That You Think Ill of Joseph R. Biden?
Stuff About the Minerals Deal The Deep State Might Kill You for Knowing
We Will NOT Let Them Ghadffi You, Sir!
When Only One Flavor Is Available, Even MAGAts Will Eat Less Ice Cream
Marjoran: Murka's New Class Couple!
'Scuse Me While I Kiss the Skyy
The Horror in What He's Made the Awful Office
The Singing of a Minor Deity In a Major Key
Getting Right With Jesus, With the Rev. Billy Pulpitt
I Am Interviewed on the UK Daytime TV Programme "Perversity, Equity & Inclusion"!
Your Complete Guide to Digital Sparring With Nincompoops
Concert Promoters' Lives Matter
All We Are Saying Is Give Fascism a Chance
We Renew Our Wedding Vows. Annually.
Dr. Mengele Had the Decency Not to Wear Sunglasses
Is Dr. Fauci the 21st Century Dr. Mengele?
Without the Fleetwoods, Nirvana Wouldn't Have Been Possible
Malta: No Longer Just for Falcons
Elon Musk Before He Was Elon Musk
America Hat, Sí! Panama Hat, No!
Why You Don't Smell as Nice as the Oligarchs
The Longest Song Ever Recorded
I Somehow Survive What Used to Be Called Junior High School: Part 2
I Somehow Survive What Used to Be Called Junior High School: Part 1
Will Hooters Send the English Northeast Into a Tailspin of Depravity?
Rethinking My Implacable Yearning for Fame
I Finally See "A Complete Unknown", and Review It
A New, Nobler National Purpose
A Rebranding Guide for Spanish-Surnamed Persons Not Wanting to Have Their Doors Kicked In
An Anthem for These Dark Times
In Honor of President Trump's Dramatic Weight Loss
President Trump's Transphobia Explained!
The Kindness of Donald G. Trump
A Saturday Nightmare in London
This Harlot Will Burn in Hell for Eternity
Donald Trump Meets His Pop Again
Satan in the Flesh! I Am a Groomer Who Subscribes to the Tranny Ideology!
Childishly Derogatory Names for the First Fascist Cabinet, and Other Appointees!
The Inauguration Parade, Before It Happens!
A Lesson Too Late for the Learning
I’ll Be Standin’ on the Corner, Aqqusinersuaq and Vine
Don't Stop at Greenland and Panama, Sir!
Who Is Trump's Most Hideous Cabinet (and Other) Nominee?
Donald Trump's Gay Fascist Kleptocracy
Nice One, Woketards. You've Hurt His Feelings Again.
Inside a MAGA Re-Education Camp, Part 3
In a MAGA Re-education Camp, Day 2