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Can We Play Him Records?
It’s funny the things you remember.
15 hrs ago
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John Mendelssohn
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What If Stephen Miller Calls a Suicide Prevention Hotline?
How is opposition to suicide, a life-or-death decision, more defensible than opposition to abortion, which does or does not follow a life-or-death…
Sep 9
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John Mendelssohn
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RIP, Pete
(Welcome, Don Butler!)
Sep 8
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John Mendelssohn
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Spots
There was a time, not long after I repatriated to the United Kingdom, when I thought I would become very rich writing and recording radio spots, often…
Sep 6
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John Mendelssohn
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The Department of the Cruelty Is the Point
Can we keep this between us? Pete Hegseth's tattooed torso enflames me! Shh!
Sep 5
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John Mendelssohn
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Jewish Power and Influence Have Ruined Murka!
I chat with some vengeful racists, and live to tell the tale!
Sep 4
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John Mendelssohn
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I Fix America!
You're welcome.
Sep 3
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John Mendelssohn
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I Have Come to Better Understand, and Indeed to Appreciate ICE
My correspondent Sara Ann Mayeux eloquently explained the situation, in response to my asking how she felt about masked racist goons kidnapping people…
Sep 2
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John Mendelssohn
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Anthony Scaramucci and the Curse of the Long Island Diphthongs!
I don’t listen to music on long walks on which Mrs.
Sep 1
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John Mendelssohn
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August 2025
More Monstrous Than Trump!
God made me brilliant, hilarious, charming, and gorgeous, but when it came time to give me a voice with which to sing, She apparently said, “Oh, dear, I…
Aug 31
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John Mendelssohn
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I Dated Janis...
...and I'd do it again, but she's deceased now
Aug 30
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John Mendelssohn
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Squealing Broadway
In the mist, wishing it was grander...
Aug 29
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John Mendelssohn
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