Imagine my excitement and delight when a talent booker phoned last week to invite me to appear on the Channel 4 day time hit referenced in the title, above, hosted by UK’s electronic journalism’s current “it girl”, Cressida Stule-Pidgeon. Modest as I am, and disinclined to have my and Mrs Mendelsohn’s (she prefers the original, legal spelling) little house vandalised by anti-fetishists, I agree to appear on the condition that I be identified as Jack Russell.
Cressida is played by Ms. Kate Hargraves.
You will note gleefully that this is merely the most recent comedy iceberg tip!
Moreover, I will be offering one of my seven new songs each week beginning next Tuesday. You may want to attempt some of the latest dances to them, but are forewarned that “The Water in the Fountain” is in 7/8, and thus a little tricky for those accustomed to 4/4, or, in the case of polka-istas, 3/4 or 6/8.
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Oh, sure, you encounter plenty of horseshit on Substack — women saying they covet as subscribers others who share their interest in Living Authentically [capitalization mine], or persons of both chromosomal configurations speaking of “lived experience” [an experience is, for God’s, sake lived
Now THAT interview caught me off guard! Well done, both of you!