The Unthinkable!
A boy can dream, can’t he? Let’s imagine that Secretary of Xenophobia Stephen Miller rushes between them shouting, “No, gentleman, no!” just as they pull their triggers. Poor Secretary Miller is fatally injured, but the two antagonists have not yet avenged themselves. Their seconds breathlessly replace their depleted weapons, and the sounds of the weapons being fired, and both great leaders falling where they stand with bullets in their hearts, can be heard across the shire.
How can this nation, or any nation so conceived and so dedicated, withstand three such losses without moments of each other?
The nation grieves as no nation has ever grieved before!
Attend President Trump’s birthday parade in advance!
