A Timeless Tale of Pluck 'n' Perseverance

Must reading for whiny woketards who think they should be oligarchs too

There I was laughing my head off at some old editions of The John Mendelssohn Radio Minute when it dawned on me that this one — about how, in this great land of opportunity, any white Christian male can really Make Something of Himself if he’s willing to work hard, and to pander to to the eager gullibility of Donald G. Trump\s so-called base — might delight and amuse millions.

I hope you’ll enjoy it as much, or even a little bit more, as I did!

I’ve heard of meannness, but depriving a wonderful little boy — who’s done nothing but work tirelessly to make your life, and mine, and all Americans’ better — of what he wants most for his birthday is off the scale.