Delicatessen M

Keep kosher! Stay kinky! You should live so long!

The New Yorker, one of the author’s favorite magazines, recently ran a humor piece about S&M (the woke version is BDSM, but maybe I ain’t so woke in some things), and I was reminded of the little sketches I wrote in 2013 in hopes of getting Comedy Central to hand over a development budget. Never happened, of course, but you’re sure to derive limitless amusement from the three little videos I made with the actress, singer, artist, and writer Lynn Carey.

This here’s the first of three!

[I dare imagine that it was Yiddish speakers leaving off “it” or “yourself” or other that lead to the intransitivization of the verb that constitutes the whole of the following paragraph.]

Enjoy!