Sitemap - 2010 - A Legend In His Own Minefield

A Common Sense Conservative View of Gay Marriage

Spermboys, Pit Bulls, and Second Chances

God's Will and Xanthan Gum

Duping the Dems: Our Nation's Greatness Restored

Quick-Thinking Enough for the Presidency

An Observer of International Affairs to Be Reckoned With

Nothing Left to Defend

My Life in Lingerie

A Mental Hospital for the Deceased

The Boneheadedness of the LASCPs

Mr. Bigword Strikes Again: American Exceptionalism Explained

Saturday December 18, 2010

Sara(h) Smiles, Part 49: Disembowelment and Self-Expression

Sara(h) Smiles, Part 46: The Heartstrings of Americans and Others

Sara(h) Smiles, Part 45: The Nerve of the Haters

Sara(h) Smiles, Part 44: Fareed It and Weep

Sara(h) Smiles, Part 43: The Blinders of Liberal Bias

Sara(h) Smiles, Part 42: Cookies for the Haitians

Scott Spencer: I Am Not Worthy

Sara(h) Smiles, Part 37: Chucks

Sara(h) Smiles, Part 35: Keeping Americans Safe From Australians

Sara(h) Smiles, Part 34: Bernanke and Boobs

Sara(h) Smiles, Part 31: Dirty Laundry of Our Future First Family

Sara(h) Smiles, Part 21: Diplomacy, Sarah-Style

Sara(h) Smiles, Part 21: Rowe, Rowe, Rowe Your Boat

Sara(h) Smiles, Part 20: Savin' the American Economy

Sra(h) Smiles, Part 19: His Truth Goes Marchin' On

Sara(h) Smiles, Part 18: Singin' and Commiseratin'

Sara(h) Smiles, Part 16: Pre-Traumatic Stress Disorder

Sara(h) Smiles, Part 17: White Wednesday

Hats Off to Horst

Sara(h) Smiles, Part 15: In Her Hole

Thanksgiving Special: The Grateful Life

Sara(h) Smiles, Part 14: Lovemaking Tips of the Inuits

Sara(h) Smiles, Part 13: Think Again, America!

Sara(h) Smiles, Part 12: The Bristol Stomp

Sara(h) Smiles, Part 11: Not Whether to Run, But With Whom?

Sara(h) Smiles, Part 11: Common-Sense Conservatism for Dummies

Sara(h) Smiles, Part 10: People Who Say Frickin'

Sara(h) Smiles, Part 9: Your Nobody 'Til Somebody Loves You

Sara(h) Smiles, Part 8: The Republican Frontrunners Compared

George Bush"s Missions Accomplished: A Review

Sara(h) Smiles, Part 7: Sarah Palin's Iowa

Falling in Love With Mick Again!

Sara(h) Smiles, Part 6: Grocerygate

Sara(h) Smiles, Part 5: Candy From Babies

Sara(h) Smiles, Part 4: Hard Partyin'!

Sara(h) Smiles, Part 3: Knockin' on Actual Doors

Sara(h) Smiles Part 2: That Ludicrous Cow

Saturday November 06, 2010

Leased Hyundais and Anger Management

Speaking of Tiresome

American Democracy - A Rotten Idea!

The Epigram That Time Forgot - An Oversight!

My Teabagger, My Love - Part 2

My Teabagger, My Love - Part 1

A Wide Range of Narrowminded Slogans

The Latter-Day Oscar Wilde

Reading to the Faded - Part 3

Reading to the Faded - Part 2

Reading to the Faded - Part 1

Discovering Long Island - Part 2

Discovering Long Island - Part 1

The Woeful Inadequacy of English Pronouns

The Doctors Are "In"

The Foliage Tour - Part 3

The Foliage Tour - Part 2

The Foliage Tour - Part 1

What Happens in the Mine Stays in the Mine

Getting Mobbed Up - The Disappointing Conclusion

Getting Mobbed Up - Part 4

Getting Mobbed Up - Part 3

Getting Mobbed Up - Part 2

Getting Mobbed Up - Part 1

A Dupe's Facsimile

Reviewing My Suitability

Like It Friggin' Is

Emptying Mad Men's Ashstray

God, I Love October

Chartreuse Mustard and the Prospect of Employment - Part 2

Chartreuse Mustard and the Prospect of Employment - Part 1

Brandy and Nimbleness (A People Person - Part 3)

A Helluva World (A People Person - Part 2)

A People Person - Part 1

I Love a Parade

Happy Birthday, Brigitte

The Boy Who Wore the Hell Outta Sports Coats

Without Cynicism

John Ned Kaufman

Forever Stubbly

My Dad, The Swordsman

My Parents' Marriage in 67K

100 Years of The Kiddo

Shiny Trosuers, Shattered Dreams

Roasting Pete Seeger

Abducting Justin Bieber

Pleasures Large 'n' Small

Buster Posey and the Prisoner of Azkaban

Me and Pastor Jones

Viva Arizona!

Selfish Bitch

Two Groups Funded by the Devil

My Sandwich, My Recipe, My Shame

FAITP's Annual Roundup of the Most Interesting Towns in the USA

I Pose (Clothed) for Annie Leibovitz

Siblings and Other Strangers

A Hot Afternoon Well Spent!

The Skidmarks on Newt Gingrich’s BVDs

Embracing Mad Men Already

Another Weekend Sports Rant

Love at 83 - Part 4

Love at 83 - Part 3

Love at 83 - Part 2

Love at 83 - Part 1

My Roommate, My Murderer - Part 2

My Roommate, My Murderer - Part 1

The Human Puppy - Part 4 (of 4)

The Human Puppy - Part 3

The Human Puppy - Part 2

The Human Puppy - Part 1

I Put My Dockers On One Leg At a Time

Napalm Days

Hot Chocolate and Heavy Petting

Sugar or Ammonia

Disappear the Scumbags

Grandparenthood: The Prequel

Misdemeanors for the Revolution

U R Hott!

Until We Get There

My Life in Pink - The End

My Life in Pink - Part 10

My Life in Pink - Part 9

My Life in Pink - Part 8

My Life in Pink - Part 7

My Life in Pink - Part 6

My Life in Pink - Part 5

My Life in Pinik - Part 5

My Life in Pink - Part 4

Happy Birthday, Lady Gail-Gail!

My Life in Pink - Part 3

My Life in Pink - Part 2

My Life in Pink - Part 1

Always the Bridegroom, Never the Bride

Grateful for the Glass

Gamboling With Hogs

Rock 'n' Roll Will Never Die!

Yo, Can We Get Another Pitcher of Cabernet Blush Over Here, or What?

Cool Fun in Hot Weather!

I Made My Bed, and Lie In It

I'm in Love Again

The World Was My Ashtray

'Tis You Must Go, and I Must Bide

Pimping My Ride - Part 11

Pimping My Ride - Part 10

Pimping My Ride - Part 9

Pimping My Ride - Part 8

Pimping My Ride - Only One More to Go!

I Hate. Therefore I Am.

Pimping My Ride - Part 6

Pimping My Ride - Part 5

Pimping My Ride - Part 4

Pimping My Ride - Part 3

Pimping My Ride - Part 2

Pimping My Ride - Part 1

Green Ambrosia

Shopping With the Poor

The Hobbies of Hotties

Acid in His Eyes

Fathers Day

Arrogance in Humility's Jean Jacket

Your Horoscope for Today, Part 2

Your Horoscope for Today, Part 1

Gabriel, Blow Your Vuvuzela

It's True We Make a Better Day, Just You and I

The International Language of Music

The Christopher Milk Reunion

Johnny Dislikes This

Small Hudson Valley Town Rocked by Pre-World Cup Violence! Dozens Flee!

Prison Diary, Part 463

Tuesday June 08, 2010

My Gift Is My Blog, and This One's for You

Whither LeBron?

The Bane of Youth Sports

Coffee With Tipper Gore

Jeerers at Mullets

More on Middle Initials and Transsexualism

Johnny Saves the American Pastime!

Walking the Dog With Nick and Ruth

Clear Eyes, Full Hearts, Great Show!

Cheap Vodkas of the Heartland

I Am the Villain

Definitive Proof That Obama Is a Muslim, Lady Gaga is Transgendered, and That They're Both Communists

The Worst Humiliatin of My Professional Life

Hypermasculine Me

Johnny Census Kicks It in the Head

Gay, Lesbian, and Transgendered Nite at the Old Ball Game

I Done Been on TV!

It's Getting Scary Out There

I Want My Country Back

A Bully Pulpit

One Thing You've Got to Hand the Federal Government

Ethan, Meet Alyssa

They Say It's My Birthday

The Toughness of the Times

Johnny Census with J— in The City

Further Adventures of Johnny Census

There's a Mouse in the House

The Great Silence and How It Began

My NRFU Diary - Day 6

My NRFU Diary - Day 5

My NRFU Diary - Day 4

NRFU Diary - Day 3

My NFRU Diary - Day 2

The Can o' Biscuits and Why They Flopped

My NRFU Diary - Part 1

The Jumper - Part 2

The Jumper - Part 1

I Ruin Led Zeppelin!

Wm. Floggin' Buckley - Part 3

Wm. Floggin' Buckley - The End

Wm. Floggin' Buckley - Part 9

Wm. Floggin' Buckley - Part 8

Wm. Floggin' Buckley - Part 7

Wm. Floggin Buckley - Part 6

Wm Floggin Buckley - Part 5

Wm. Floggin Buckley - Part 4

Wm Floggin' Buckley - Part 2

Wm. Floggin' Buckley - Part 1

The Vatican Vault

At Whom We Were Angry

Neither a Cub Scout Nor a Boy

He Is Risible (A Deluxe Easter Grammar Rant!)

Valley Boy

The Hell of Hormonal Imbalance

The Dirty Dishes of Others

I Save American Idol From Itself Again!

25: Anything for Art!

Some to Tear, Others to Grind

24: Snake-Hipped and Svelte

23: The Iggy Chair

The Second American Civil War

I Discover David Bowie - Part 2

I Discover David Bowie - Part 1

I Attempt Adulthood (A Beer With Zeus)

Always We'll Remember Graduation Day

Junior Year

Sophomore Year

My Grandparents

Pretty in Pink

Freshman Year

Samohi

The Best Years of Our Lives

The Rancid Mist of Permissiveness

The Narcissism of Altruism

Recipe - The Amazing New ProTools Plugin!

Pictures of Lily (A Nation's Shame)

A Good Man Whom I Admire

A Money-Making Idea!

Cherlize Theron and the Shuttle to Oblivion

The Strange Rigidity of Floppy Disks

Thinking About My Dad

Razing the Salad Bar

Abrasive Desktops: The Intellectual LIfe of a College Town

10 Months in America's Dairyland

The Most Swollen and Purple of Sore Thumbs

In Stitches

Snowmageddon

This Twilight World in Which I'm Trapped

Crystal Bowersox and the Goblet of Fire

Raising Twins the Ethnomethodological Way

My Hostage Crisis

My Mariah Medley and Why It Failed

Full Frontal Grammar Rant — The Return!

I'm Johnny. Fly Me.

My Sexual Peccadillos - Part One

Punktuation

Parking Lots

Beaches

A Joke Played On the Eagerly Pretentious

An End to Shyness

Wooey Louie Gooey Phooey

Palin' in Comparison: A Reverie That Doesn't Really Make It, But They Can't All Be Gems

On the Side of the Angels

Six Weeks to Lovelier Hair (Or: Ronald's Big One)

So Sad About Us

Welcome to Beacon, Gateway to Poughkeepsie

Noses in Jeopardy

Lives of the Great Foodies, or At Least My Own

The Fashionisto - Part 2: Jeerers at Mullets

The Fashionisto - Part 1: A Chump's Economy

A Man Who, Beyond the Age of 26, Found Himself On a Bus

Terror in Paradise

The Crybabies Room

Hello. Suicide Prevention Hotline...Can You Hold?

A Busful of the Morbidly Obese

Last Night on American Idol

Mystery Man in Brangelina Split Named

The Only Republican I've Ever Liked

Correctional Officer of the Week

Mesmerized by His Astonishing Eyes

My Life As a Writer

Why the Very Famous Stop Going Out

Hats Off to Dexter

I Was a Teenaged Hippie!

Gridiron Memories

Speaking of Women's Breasts

For Whom to Root?

Guess Who's Coming to My Blog

I Proudly Support the Homosexual Agenda

The Little Brit

Some of My Best Friends Are Negroes

For Ron(n), in Memoriam

Colt McCoy Confesses

Thrown Stones, Ghosts, and Crushed Velvet

Remembering the Wilton Hilton

Getting From Here to There

Well Behind Warren, But Without Regret (Not)

In Love With Her Genius

Memories of MacWorld, Fond Ones!

Son of What's In a Namath?

Still Snobbish After All These Years

Heightened Security and Withheld Apologies

Extraordinary Good Fortune