Sitemap - 2010 - A Legend In His Own Minefield
A Common Sense Conservative View of Gay Marriage
Spermboys, Pit Bulls, and Second Chances
Duping the Dems: Our Nation's Greatness Restored
Quick-Thinking Enough for the Presidency
An Observer of International Affairs to Be Reckoned With
A Mental Hospital for the Deceased
The Boneheadedness of the LASCPs
Mr. Bigword Strikes Again: American Exceptionalism Explained
Sara(h) Smiles, Part 49: Disembowelment and Self-Expression
Sara(h) Smiles, Part 46: The Heartstrings of Americans and Others
Sara(h) Smiles, Part 45: The Nerve of the Haters
Sara(h) Smiles, Part 44: Fareed It and Weep
Sara(h) Smiles, Part 43: The Blinders of Liberal Bias
Sara(h) Smiles, Part 42: Cookies for the Haitians
Scott Spencer: I Am Not Worthy
Sara(h) Smiles, Part 37: Chucks
Sara(h) Smiles, Part 35: Keeping Americans Safe From Australians
Sara(h) Smiles, Part 34: Bernanke and Boobs
Sara(h) Smiles, Part 31: Dirty Laundry of Our Future First Family
Sara(h) Smiles, Part 21: Diplomacy, Sarah-Style
Sara(h) Smiles, Part 21: Rowe, Rowe, Rowe Your Boat
Sara(h) Smiles, Part 20: Savin' the American Economy
Sra(h) Smiles, Part 19: His Truth Goes Marchin' On
Sara(h) Smiles, Part 18: Singin' and Commiseratin'
Sara(h) Smiles, Part 16: Pre-Traumatic Stress Disorder
Sara(h) Smiles, Part 17: White Wednesday
Sara(h) Smiles, Part 15: In Her Hole
Thanksgiving Special: The Grateful Life
Sara(h) Smiles, Part 14: Lovemaking Tips of the Inuits
Sara(h) Smiles, Part 13: Think Again, America!
Sara(h) Smiles, Part 12: The Bristol Stomp
Sara(h) Smiles, Part 11: Not Whether to Run, But With Whom?
Sara(h) Smiles, Part 11: Common-Sense Conservatism for Dummies
Sara(h) Smiles, Part 10: People Who Say Frickin'
Sara(h) Smiles, Part 9: Your Nobody 'Til Somebody Loves You
Sara(h) Smiles, Part 8: The Republican Frontrunners Compared
George Bush"s Missions Accomplished: A Review
Sara(h) Smiles, Part 7: Sarah Palin's Iowa
Falling in Love With Mick Again!
Sara(h) Smiles, Part 6: Grocerygate
Sara(h) Smiles, Part 5: Candy From Babies
Sara(h) Smiles, Part 4: Hard Partyin'!
Sara(h) Smiles, Part 3: Knockin' on Actual Doors
Sara(h) Smiles Part 2: That Ludicrous Cow
Leased Hyundais and Anger Management
American Democracy - A Rotten Idea!
The Epigram That Time Forgot - An Oversight!
My Teabagger, My Love - Part 2
My Teabagger, My Love - Part 1
A Wide Range of Narrowminded Slogans
Discovering Long Island - Part 2
Discovering Long Island - Part 1
The Woeful Inadequacy of English Pronouns
What Happens in the Mine Stays in the Mine
Getting Mobbed Up - The Disappointing Conclusion
Chartreuse Mustard and the Prospect of Employment - Part 2
Chartreuse Mustard and the Prospect of Employment - Part 1
Brandy and Nimbleness (A People Person - Part 3)
A Helluva World (A People Person - Part 2)
The Boy Who Wore the Hell Outta Sports Coats
Shiny Trosuers, Shattered Dreams
Buster Posey and the Prisoner of Azkaban
Two Groups Funded by the Devil
My Sandwich, My Recipe, My Shame
FAITP's Annual Roundup of the Most Interesting Towns in the USA
I Pose (Clothed) for Annie Leibovitz
The Skidmarks on Newt Gingrich’s BVDs
My Roommate, My Murderer - Part 2
My Roommate, My Murderer - Part 1
The Human Puppy - Part 4 (of 4)
I Put My Dockers On One Leg At a Time
Hot Chocolate and Heavy Petting
Misdemeanors for the Revolution
Happy Birthday, Lady Gail-Gail!
Always the Bridegroom, Never the Bride
Yo, Can We Get Another Pitcher of Cabernet Blush Over Here, or What?
'Tis You Must Go, and I Must Bide
Pimping My Ride - Only One More to Go!
Arrogance in Humility's Jean Jacket
Your Horoscope for Today, Part 2
Your Horoscope for Today, Part 1
It's True We Make a Better Day, Just You and I
The International Language of Music
Small Hudson Valley Town Rocked by Pre-World Cup Violence! Dozens Flee!
My Gift Is My Blog, and This One's for You
More on Middle Initials and Transsexualism
Johnny Saves the American Pastime!
Walking the Dog With Nick and Ruth
Clear Eyes, Full Hearts, Great Show!
The Worst Humiliatin of My Professional Life
Johnny Census Kicks It in the Head
Gay, Lesbian, and Transgendered Nite at the Old Ball Game
One Thing You've Got to Hand the Federal Government
Johnny Census with J— in The City
Further Adventures of Johnny Census
The Great Silence and How It Began
The Can o' Biscuits and Why They Flopped
Wm. Floggin' Buckley - The End
He Is Risible (A Deluxe Easter Grammar Rant!)
The Hell of Hormonal Imbalance
I Save American Idol From Itself Again!
I Discover David Bowie - Part 2
I Discover David Bowie - Part 1
I Attempt Adulthood (A Beer With Zeus)
Always We'll Remember Graduation Day
The Rancid Mist of Permissiveness
Recipe - The Amazing New ProTools Plugin!
Pictures of Lily (A Nation's Shame)
Cherlize Theron and the Shuttle to Oblivion
The Strange Rigidity of Floppy Disks
Abrasive Desktops: The Intellectual LIfe of a College Town
10 Months in America's Dairyland
The Most Swollen and Purple of Sore Thumbs
This Twilight World in Which I'm Trapped
Crystal Bowersox and the Goblet of Fire
Raising Twins the Ethnomethodological Way
My Mariah Medley and Why It Failed
Full Frontal Grammar Rant — The Return!
My Sexual Peccadillos - Part One
A Joke Played On the Eagerly Pretentious
Palin' in Comparison: A Reverie That Doesn't Really Make It, But They Can't All Be Gems
Six Weeks to Lovelier Hair (Or: Ronald's Big One)
Welcome to Beacon, Gateway to Poughkeepsie
Lives of the Great Foodies, or At Least My Own
The Fashionisto - Part 2: Jeerers at Mullets
The Fashionisto - Part 1: A Chump's Economy
A Man Who, Beyond the Age of 26, Found Himself On a Bus
Hello. Suicide Prevention Hotline...Can You Hold?
A Busful of the Morbidly Obese
Mystery Man in Brangelina Split Named
The Only Republican I've Ever Liked
Correctional Officer of the Week
Mesmerized by His Astonishing Eyes
Why the Very Famous Stop Going Out
I Proudly Support the Homosexual Agenda
Some of My Best Friends Are Negroes
Thrown Stones, Ghosts, and Crushed Velvet
Well Behind Warren, But Without Regret (Not)
Memories of MacWorld, Fond Ones!
Still Snobbish After All These Years