Definitive Proof That Obama Is a Muslim, Lady Gaga is Transgendered, and That They're Both Communists

People have always looked at me and thought I had it made. Psychologists have demonstrated over and over that the very good-looking are almost universally perceived as more intelligent, more competent, and better in bed, but sometimes it’s a curse. Those on whom God didn’t smile so warmly — those with coarser, less symmetrical features, or stumpy legs, …