Abducting Justin Bieber
Kidnapping Justin Bieber wasn’t nearly as difficult as you might have imagined. His security people were stopping teenaged girls, those who looked like teenaged girls’ parents, and anyone who looked Middle Eastern (imagine how al-Qaeda or the Taliban would love to get their hands on a decadent North American teen idol!), but not really bothering with an…
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