The Epigram That Time Forgot - An Oversight!
I have just realized with horror — because it is one my most luminously wry — that I neglected to include this in my catalog of epigrams the other day:
You're not getting older. You're getting bitter.
You may feel free to deploy it at cocktail and other parties with full attribution.
Oh, and while we're here, I think I'll throw this one in too:
You've got y…
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