A Legend In His Own Minefield

A Legend In His Own Minefield

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The Most Swollen and Purple of Sore Thumbs

The Most Swollen and Purple of Sore Thumbs

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John Mendelssohn
Mar 02, 2010
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Randy used the word pitchy a lot, and addressed you as dawg, man, dude, and baby. Though his mixture of ghetto and surferdude patois was nearly unintelligible, it's safe to say he found your performance sorely wanting.

Kara said, “Listening to you sing was like being hurled, with wrists and ankles bound, into a enormous vat of pus. It was by far the mos…

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