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An Honduran Caravan Fairy Tale

The Courtesy of Kings: Remembering Pete Castle.

The Soul of a Snowflake

Someone's Snipped Off the Man Bun I Was Rocking

My Rock and Roll Hall of Fame Nominees for 2018

On Beer

The Statement Kavanaugh Should Have Written, Though His Handlers Wouldn't Have Let Him Read It Because Trump Would Have Thought It Made Him Sound Weak

Globalism, Sí . Patriotism, No!

Vrhnika 2021

My Childhood In a Nutshell

Mike Pence at the Fertility Clinic

Mr. White Male Privilege in the Hillarian Echo Chamber!

The Guitar Lesson

48 Years Later, This Zeppelin Fan Hadn't Yet Forgiven Me, Not That I Want to Be Forgiven

He Doesn't Deserve Her

In Such Ways Are My Days Brightened

Shame On Me

Alec Baldwin's Impersonation Is As Awful as the Trump Presidency Itself

Why I'm Not Yet a Rock Star

Mendelssohn's Rock Bible: Lennon's Dream Date With Destiny

The Mike Pence No One Knows

So You're Coming Over for the Royal Wedding…

Rock's Greatest Female Star

Rule 1 of Effective Writing

Obee City — If Your BMI's High, You're Our Kinda Guy!

The Best Band of the 21st Century

With Dame Zelda in Byzantium

The Walrus Was Paul

Pupusas! Where Salvadoran Cuisine and Rock and Roll Intersect

My Performing Career Resumes!

Saving Our Marriage: The Way Forward

The Parfumier

An Evening With Dumpster Fyre

The Art of the Rock Star Interview

A Trumpist Wants to Slap My Face While Wearing a Leather Codpiece!

Mr. Rubenstein Saves 8th Grade Math!

Her Potbellied Stud in Canada

Hot Trailer Park Sex in the White House!

Rock Has One Foot in the Grave, and Four Toes of the Other

The Boy All Others Wished In Vain They Were

Great Moments in Rock Obnoxiousness: Those Cursin' Gallaghers

The Foreplayer: Running Out of Alphabet

The Worst of The Beatles

Junior High School PE, Where Character Is Forged

Mendelssohn's Rock Bible: When The Band Backed Barry

Don't Take Away the Insane's Guns — or Anyone's!

Bob de Niro, Meryl, and I

A Little Tale of Ordinary American Life

Trophy Boyfriend for Rent: Enquire Within

Splitsville: The Ageing Rock Star and His Trophy Girlfriend

Lennon in Sequins and Boas: Questions That Demand To Be Asked!

The Worst Musicians In the World

Donald Trump Is Our Least Racist President Since Axl Rose

Where Thelonious Monk, David Brent, and Rod Stewart Converge

A Song for the War Machine

Spit-Roasting With Tim and Marcia

The Best Pop Male Vocal of the 21st Century

Mrs. Trump, Her Secret Service Thug, and the Honduran Swimming Pool Cleaner She Loves

Learning to Love Frank Zappa

The Private Dick

What We Didn't Know About Melania's New Squeeze

Mrs. Trump's White Pantsuit Was By Muslim Dior

The Best Moment in His Career As an Amateur Musician

A Certain Kind of Feminist

Mendelssohn's Rock Bible: The Beatles Visit Manila!

Melania's Cry for Help on Crowdfunder!

The Super Bowl for Gals, and Guys of Impeachable Masculinity

Caroline Laughs and It's Raining All Day

Half of Every Loving Couple Will One Day Leave the Other

A Dispatch From Somewhere in the Atlantic Ocean!

Another One From the Heart: "You Don't Know Me"

No Latinos at Walgreen's

Rock in the Laties

The English Sense of Humour Is As Dry as the Thames

Super Bowl Special: Who Stole D'Brickashaw's N?

Mendelssohn's Rock Bible: The Brave Little Guitar That Could

Sarah, Seductress: Pagans on Fire

If Eric Clapton Was God, Call Me an Atheist

Nicknames

The Day He Almost Resigned, But Then Forgot To

Mendelssohn's Rock Bible: Queercore!

A Couple of Blocks Past the Big Failing Mall

Mendelssohn's Rock Bible: Larry Lucifer & The Infernal Names