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A Year-Ending Spasm of Self-Loathing

At Play Among the Trumpists

The Continentals Fail to Save Rock and Roll

When Hate Speech Came to Ham

A Heartwarming Tale for the Last Day of the Year

The Rugged Outdoorsman's Generous Endowment

What's In a (Band) Name?

The Voice, Talking Dirty

Mutt and Shania Was Sweethearts

My Favourite New Band!

The Pop Rock Sensation That's Sweeping the Nation!

The Overrated White Duke

The Prettiest Star

The Classic Rock Superstar and His Dad Play Benny Goodman

99 Reasons Not to Be Famous (No. 31 Will Amaze You!)

The Awful Conundrum of Superstardom

Turkey, You've Got to Give Up This Jivin'

Something I Forgot to Confess

What If It Turns Out Joan Jett Isn't the Queen of Rock and Roll?

Statutory Rape and Me

A Boy's Guide to Sexual Harassment

The Greatest Record of All Time

Je Suis Trump

My Dark Places

My First Million!

I Am Composing a New, More Singable, National Anthem!

Globetrotting With Me and Dame Zelda

The Best Led Zeppelin Album You've Never Heard

London Under Sharia Law

Dressing as the Pope

Why I Hate Women

Rock Stardom or the Wall of Brick

Fats Domino Was Walkin', and So Am I

Who Sang the Background Vocals on Whole Lotta Love?

You're Only as Old as People Think You Are

You Can Tell It's Mattel: It's Swell!

The Beatles of Ham

Facebook Is Making Me Feel As Though Back in Junior High School

The Most Obnoxious Song in the World

Lookalikes

Early Retirement

Call Me a Thwarted Altruist

Pete and I: Reunited!

The Resignation of President Donald J. Trump

Cooking With Mama Rosa: We Visit Sicily

Today I Am a Man…a Really Old One

Today's Guest Blogger: My Depression

For My Father On His Centenary

New Hope for the Choking

The Departure Lounge

That's Rock and Roll!

America's Rigid, Throbbing Cock

Thing One About Music

We Visit Madrid

The Clickbait Master Meets His Maker

The Love Child Springsteen and Katy Perry Won't Talk About

An Open Letter to Pete Townshend