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A-List Bitches on Diets

A (Sarcasm- and Acrimony-Free) Xmas Day Open Letter to President-Elect Trump

Rick

Bieber and Beyoncé: What They Hope Jay-Z Will Never Find Out!

What Axl Rose Looks Like Now Will Shock You!

John Lennon: Disliking the Artist, But Loving the Art

I Was Melania Trump's Gay Filipino Houseboy!

They Don't Call It "Greek Love" for Nothing!

10 Things I Wish I Didn't Know About Robert Plant

Neil Young Reconsidered

Toward a Bratless Future

Muscle Memory

How Steve Jobs Destroyed the Music Business

I May Be a Perfect Bastard, But I Am Not an Idiot

How to Pick Up Chicks

Rock Is a Dying Genre

Hubbins

The First Vato They Come Looking For

Nearer to Tepid Than Hot

Machetes, Not Daggers

We Visit Mallorca!

We Know What Jesus Would Do. What Would YOU Do?

The Timbre of a Banjo's Bottom String

Loathing Terry Gross

Some (More) Peanuts and Crackerjack

The Joy of an Earlier Bus

The Breeder and the Queen: Adventures in Word Processing

Bullfrogs on Their Mind: The Quest for Authentic Pop Music

The Nine Greatest Albums Ever! (No. 7 Will Shock You!)

The Life We Wanted: Another Dispatch From the Power Pop Trenches

I Hate Talking About Music

So Long, Soho. London in General Will Be Along in a Minute

The Night Los Angeles Ran Out of Whisky

I Find Love on the Interweb!

The Shame of the Body-Shamer

Another Friendship Lost: Bev

Another Friendship Lost: Mistress Antoinette

The Don't-Blink-Or-You'll-Miss-It Career of an LA Pop Band

A Friendship Lost to Attrition

Singer Sought. Must Lack Ponytail and Unintelligible Foreign Accent.

The Meek Shall Inherit the Earth, or At Least Pay for It

Lunch With a Parkerian

Linda and Niall: Gentle Into That Good Night

Just a Couple of Bros, Dee and I

I Was Donald Trump's Yoga Teacher

The Upholsterers

Adventures in Urology

Shitting Down My Neck for Freedom!

What to Say to Someone With a Trump Bumper Sticker

We Return to Morocco

The Other Shoe

The Freudian Sluts Debut!

For Audrey, On Her Birthday