Nice One, Woketards. You've Hurt His Feelings Again.
Well, nice one, woketards. You’ve hurt President-elect Trump’s feelings again, this time by deciding that it’s more important to commemorate the recent death of one-term president Jimmy Carter, whoever he was, by flying the flag at half-staff (on the day of his second inauguration. As though the inauguration being on that uppity troublemaker Martin Luther King Jr’s Day isn’t unfair enough!
“The Democrats are all ‘giddy’ about our magnificent American Flag potentially being at ‘half mast’ during my Inauguration,” Mr. Trump has managed to tweet in spite of his painfully bruised feelings, putting quotation marks around giddy for reasons known only to him, and capitalizing flag in apparent homage to his German ancestry. “They think it’s so great, and are so happy about it because, in actuality, they don’t love our Country [again with the German!], they only think about themselves.”
Boy, does that hit the nail on the head, or what! Can you name one time when the woketards haven’t put their own selfish interests ahead of President-elect Trump’s feelings? I sure can’t! All they seem to care about is not having a bunch of outrageously unqualified numbskulls and fascists appointed to Cabinet positions, and watching “women’s” sports in which women who were born men make women who were born women cry in frustration.
As President-elect Trump points out, no past president has ever had to suffer the humiliation of flags at half-mast, rather than billowing cinematically in the breeze, Unless you count that other great Republican Richard Nixon, who was inaugurated when the country was still mourning the passing of Harry Truman, whoever he was. And we’re not counting Dick.
I wouldn’t put it past the left-wing vermin not to watch the inauguration to ensure that its ratings are embarrassingly low. Nor would it surprise me if thousands of them converged on Washington DC on the big day and parked as close as possible to the Capitol so that countless thousands of them could lean on their car horns at the exact moment Mr. Trump pledges to preserve, protect, and defend the Constitution, a document of which he is widely accepted to have heard, but not actually read because (a) it’s dry as fuck, prose-wise, and (b) doesn’t mention him even once.
Alternatively, a cabal of woketards could conspire to call 911 to report raging conflagrations near the Capitol a few minutes before Mr. Trump is due to place his adorably tiny hand on the Bible, a book of which is widely accepted to have heard. Can you imagine how infuriating it would be if dozens of fire engine sirens were to start screaming at his exactly that moment?
And what if thousands of DC-area woketards were to buy little drones to darken the sky over Mr. Trump and Chief Justice Not-Julia Roberts at the big moment? One shudders to imagine it, but just try to convince me it isn’t something these vile, Country-hating vermin wouldn’t consider!
If you want my opinion, as many DC-area woketards as can be crammed into unmarked American-made vans should be arrested and deported, regardless how credible their claims of American citizenship may seem, in the next two weeks. It will give incoming border czar Homan and his pet tarantula Stephen Miller a good idea of what bugs may exist in their deportation of illegal aliens program.
All the flag hoot-ha, comes mere days, you’ll have noted, after the woketards had a field day with Mr. Trump blaming the recent tragedy in New Orleans on disgusting murderous criminals having been allowed to swarm willy-nilly across our southern border, even though the actual disgusting murderous perpetrator responsible was a Texas-born American citizen. Well, sure he was — a Texas-born American citizen with brown skin and a weird ISIS-y name (Shamsud-Din Jabbar) that no reasonable person would have doubted was a terrorist’s!
History has shown that Mr. Trump is at his best when he isn’t sulking, as when he stopped the COVID-19 pandemic in its tracks when he came up with the idea of Clorox® injections. It is in every American’s interest, be he or she to the left of AOC or a dark goth MAGA, to ensure that he knows how avidly we love him, and perceive him as uniquely brilliant and handsome and virile.
you had me until you used the word genocide.
Why” Let me quote Greg Olear https://gregolear.substack.com/p/sunday-pages-inside-the-whale
The firehose-of-shit, accuse-them-of-what-we-do strategy pioneered by Joseph Goebbels and employed by Steve Bannon, by Donald Trump, by Stephen Miller, by Speaker Mike Johnson, by Elon Musk, has, I think, the same aim. By appropriating the very words we need to articulate their crimes, the MAGA are trying to make it impossible for us to call them out. They have linguistically neutered our denunciations. They call Hillary Clinton a pedophile, which is a vile lie; but it has the affect of making the word pedophile meaningless, so when an actual pedophile comes along, and is almost invariably a MAGA Republican, the label has all the power of “I know you are but what am I.” We can’t call what Trump did with the Russians collusion, because he has blown that word apart. Any honest attempt to audit the election results will necessitate the use of terms like rigging and cheating and stolen, and the Trumpists have used them so much as to drain them of all literality. And, sadly, we have compared so many people to Hitler, and spoken so often of Nazis, that Trump’s own, very real Hitlerian tendencies are largely ignored by the press, and real Nazis have come from Germany to kiss the ring at Mar-a-Lago with impunity.
Do you get that? The word genocide is thrown around so much that is meaningless. Especially when it is not the the official policy of Israel, but it is the official policy of Putin, but I don’t see anyone talking about the Ukrainian Genocide, much less the Saudi and UAE backed Genocide in Sudan.
The Tarantula Antidefamation League strongly objects to any association with that thing you call Miller. We suggest you hire our friends, the pigeons, to drop calling cards on happy boy's head and shoulders at the moment of his inauguration. White splats should show up nicely in photos.