A Legend In His Own Minefield

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In Praise of Older Women (In Contempt of Younger Men) [January 31, 2007]

In Praise of Older Women (In Contempt of Younger Men) [January 31, 2007]

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In Praise of Older Women (In Contempt of Younger Men) [January 31, 2007]
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31 January 2007 |

Beauty changes as you get older. A lot of the little blonde hotties I know would have got my private parts all engorged with blood (yet another self-reference, you see — my 2002 song Love Lumbered In begins, “You get my private parts all engorged with blood,” which I prefer to imagine to be that rarest thing in Western popular music, a…

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